It's a simple fact of life: everyone knows a Beatles fan. However, most people are not lucky enough to know someone who believes that the real Paul McCartney is actually dead. Luckily for you, you know me, and I believe all sorts of crazy shit. Like Bigfoot. He's real. And The Loch Ness Monster. He's really real. And aliens are real, and we never went to the moon and Abraham Lincoln killed JFK. Yep, I'm that guy.